My motherboard conked out. So much for the blue screen-schlue screen theory. It wasn’t the RAM after all. It was the whole freaking motherboard. Toast.
Lovely. Talk about bring your work world to a grinding halt.
It could have been a complete disaster, but thankfully I had insightfully planned many years ago for this day and had my system backed up nightly with Global Data Vault. So the whole experience turned out to be the easiest nightmare I ever had. I had a lot at stake, mind you. We are talking delivery room photos people. First birthday. First steps…. No do-overs with that stuff. (Readhere about my very real disaster in replacing said blue screen. Sigh. But I digress.)
I am the epitome of lemons out of lemonade that pessimists are befuddled by. I delightedly took this crashtastic opportunity to go purchase a shiny new iMac. It’s sooo pretty. It’s been calling me for years and now I finally had the kahunas (and valid excuse) to go get one.
Let me tell you on June 15th, Steve Jobs decided to part the mall sea and make me a believer. I entered the Apple store expecting to be helped by the usual friendly, intelligent, customer service oriented Apple sales person. And I was. However, he wasn’t disguised in the typical geekish demeanor. Noooooooooooooo. I met JOEY. I firmly believe that Joey is the reason why the term “cougar” was coined. If Joey had suggested I purchase a fleet of iMacs I may have purchased an entire army have just to linger a bit longer in the store… Yes, that delish. And probably half my age. But what hot Joey (I am SURE his sales are double the other gigolos I mean geeks in there, there are studies about sales and attractiveness…) did offer me was a free iPod touch with the purchase of my iMac and whatever else blah blah blah I stopped listening. Sure Joey, whatever I need.
I am so giddy about my new iMac, and a little school girlish that I have the hottest sales guy in the store helping old lady me, that I have the other slightly awkward guy who brought it to my car (again great service but darn it if it wasn’t Joey) take my photo with it. I have attained uber geekdom. My friends are now unfriending me on Facebook for fear of nerd-spatter.
So I come home and am recalling my story about purchasing the newest family member to my hubs (minus the Joey part — of course) and we get to the free iPod touch portion of the story. Hubs thinks I should give him the iPod touch. (Insert screeching tire sounds) I break into laughter.
This is funny because hubs has an iPhone which he (obviously) doesn’t fully utilize. Why would he want two of the same devices? I have iPhone 4 on order and he’s about to get an upgrade to my 3GS anyway. He does not need an iPod. He just wants something free.
So I try to appeal to the deal maker side of him, “I could sell it,” and then the truth slips out, “or I was thinking of giving it to” Princess.
Hubs turn to burst into laughter. “She’s TWO!”
“But she loves my phone.” This could not be more of an understatement. Kid works an iPhone as good or better than her Papa minus the reading part. Hubs was aghast the other day when I left her downstairs with my phone as she happily maneuvered between her toddler learning apps and I went upstairs to take a shower. I didn’t think twice about it – although in retrospect, I probably should have. If you got a weird non-coherent text from me, now you know. She’s still working on the spelling part.
Fast forward about a week later to June 23 and THE day. The day that my kid will now have to hear me tell her about forever. The day the cell phones could make video calls for the first time. She had a video call with Aunt Molly and as Aunt Molly took her on a tour of her Ohio home and introduced Princess to her kitty cat and guinea pugs and puppy dogs, my little girl was staring as intently into that screen as I’ve ever seen anyone stare at anything. When we ended the call, she summed it up succinctly, “My phone.”
Yeah, that’s so not going to work. I don’t even have a case for this precious piece of history.
So I did what any smart mom who has been drinking the Steve Jobs Kool-aid does. I took her upstairs and said, “Mommy has a phone for Princess.” I unwrapped the iPod touch and the Otterbox case (indestructible toddler-proof cases, a must have) and I could see the excitement growing in her 26 month old eyes. Problem was, there was nothing on the iPod straight out of the box that would wow her. So I led her to the beautiful new Mac and demonstrated to her, “This is how we sync” and voilà, now Elmo’s Monster Maker and Peek a Boo Barn were positioned on the first page of her “phone.”
I don’t think the child could have been any happier. Truly. With one exception. The morning that I showed her how I tricked out her phone while she was sleeping with wallpaper that matches mommy’s phone, a couple new apps (one that fake dials so it really is phone-like now), photos of her best friend, and the cherry on top… videos of Tigger and Pooh. Pigs don’t squeal this happy.
She loves her “phone.” She sleeps with it and in the morning she wakes up and plays her games quietly until I come and get her. She learns while mommy gets extra shut eye. And since she’s gotten her phone, she hasn’t once asked for mine again. Not once. It’s a win-win if I’ve ever seen one and we are an equal opportunity Apple household.
So there you have it. iToddler.